You are by no means young. You are by no means attractive, either. Your age makes you frail and weak, and everyone else realizes that. You are shunned for being old. Poor old fart.
Sympa...>_>
GOVOU L'ENVOIE EN L'AIR, BENZEMA L'A RETOURNE, RIBERY TIRE : ET PUUUTE !
You are the Chinese incarnation of belligerence. Everything begins and ends with violence, and nothing is settled without a good fight. Of course, throwing in a measure of your innate FOB roots never hurt anybody. Chinese power!
Your job description says professional wrestler, but we all know you're a slut and nothing but a slut. Your entire world revolves around finding a male mate, and if you don't get one, then surely something must be wrong. Being a rebel may be hard work, but at least the pleasures are rewarding.
What is universe anyway, but the intense breathing of a dying animal ?